(The truck crashes into the garage door). Bill: Ah, Dale, I think ya released the brake cable! Dale? Dale: No, I didn't. You see that boy? That's my boy! And if you ever try to take him away, so help me God, I'll tear ya a new one bigger'n the Grand Canyon! Now I want you to get out of my house, yer not welcome here! I mean now, before I give you a black eye! Git!īill Dauterive Dale, are you sure you want to be messin' with Hank's truck when he's not around? Dale Gribble: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off. Peggy Hill: Hank? Hank Hill: Honey, bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna. I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Hank Hill: Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you! Hill, I feel that you're coming from an anger mindset, and if you're projecting this anger onto me, it gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate your son's growth in private. Hank Hill: Dale! What're you doin'? Give me some light! Now! I can't see! (Hank drops his wrench) Ow, my arm! (The hood closes) Ow, my head!Ī Child Protective Services worker interviews the family after a report for Bobby's black eye.Īnthony Page: Mr. Hank Hill: Dammit! There it is again! Where is that thumpin' comin' from? It's drivin' me crazy! Dale Gribble: Could be far-off helicopters. Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye.īobby knocks over some cans swinging a cardboard roll around.īuckley: You're gonna have to pay for that, dude. Nearby Customer 2: He sure has a temper, doesn't he? Nearby Customer 1: Sure does. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go? Nearby Customer 1: Hey, that's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us. and what is a tap-and-die? Hank Hill: Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer. Buckley: Huh, what is it that you're trying to do? Hank Hill: I'm tryin' to buy a tap-and-die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store! Buckley: Uh. Buckley: Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something? Hank Hill: What difference does it make? Buckley: Huh, what difference does it make? Hank Hill: Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap-and-die and some WD-40. Hank Hill: Excuse me, where's the hardware department? Buckley: Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for? Hank Hill: The hardware department. Hank and Bobby at the Mega Lo Mart after Bobby got a black eye at his baseball game. okay, give a hundred and twelve, what's the difference? Look, Bobby. We're talking about a hundred and thirteen, and even. Hank Hill: Look, we're not talking about thirteen. Bobby Hill: Or maybe a hundred and thirteen? Hank Hill: Yeah, yeah, that's even better. Peggy Hill: How about if Bobby gave a hundred and twelve percent? Hank Hill: Ahm. Bobby Hill: But what if the Wildcats give a hundred and ten percent, too? Hank Hill: Well, then you gotta try even harder. That's what'll give you that winnin' edge. Bobby Hill: How do I do that? Hank Hill: You gotta give a hundred and ten percent. If you wanna win, you're gonna have to do better than your best. Hank Hill: So, are you ready to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby? Bobby Hill: Okay. The Hill family on the way to Bobby's baseball game. Now you get ready for the game, OK? Bobby Hill: Yes, sir. Hank Hill: Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this? Bobby Hill: I bought it at the mall! It's the Funny Phone Jerks! Hank Hill: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing "funny" about these sounds! What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. Hank Hill: Well, why not? I like this new generation of music. Hank Hill: Whatcha listenin' to, son? Bobby Hill: I don't think you'd like it. Hank Hill: You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't ya? It stands for 'Fix it again, Tony'. W: Pilot (King of the Hill) Pilot ĭale Gribble: I know what's wrong with it.
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